Story

It was a boring afternoon for the three friends, Panik, Killdra and IYNH. They are sitting around in their apartment watching TV when IYNH suggested they get smashed to relieve boredom.

Panik:
Yeah that would be a great idea. God you’re such a genius!

Killdra:
Yeah, since you suggested it, you can get the booze yourself.

IYNH:
Damn you guys are lazy scumbags.

A few minutes later, IYNH returned with a strange looking bottle in his hand.

Killdra:
Holy shit! What is that? That looks like poison to me.

Panik:
One way to find out!

Killdra:
Yeah…get IYNH to drink it first.

IYNH:
Fine by me!

IYNH started sculling the strange liquid he brought back.

IYNH:
WOAH!

Panik:
Give us a shot!

Killdra:
Less talking more drinking!

Having done so the three start to hallucinate and trek out like there’s no tomorrow.

Killdra:
HOLY FUCK THAT TASTED LIKE RAM’S PISS DUDE!

IYNH: (giggling)
Quit ya bitchin’

Out of nowhere the TV started to make fun of Panik

TV news reporter:
Breaking news! Panik’s mum so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead!

Panik:
WTF? Here’s a news flash buddy! Your mum’s so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 commercials.

IYNH and Killdra noticed Panik arguing with the T.V.

Killdra:
You okay their buddy?

Panik:
Did you guys hear what he said?

Killdra:
Yeah he called your mum stupid.

IYNH:
He’s just telling the truth, and by the way, that wasn’t booze you drank, it was my piss and you both drank it hahahahaha. That’ll teach you make me get the booze.


Keith, Simon and Eric